BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU EAT (Episode 23) Music by Jacques Offenbach (Orpheus Overture). Lyrics by Randy Rogel. Wakko: (spoken) Hey! Let's get some ice cream! Dot : How 'bout this one? Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Butterscotch Delight. Yakko: Ingredients: Zinc trisodium, aspartate, Sorbitol and bisulfate, Oxide beta carotene, Lactic acid, carob bean. (music begins) Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified Malto-dextrin alkalide Silicon deoxylite Lots of sugar, W+D : Hey, all right! Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt Artificial barley malt Glycerine and aspartate Folic acid, Wakko: That tastes great! YW+D : Monosodium glutamate Dehydrated calceinate Soybean oil, butter fat Caramel center, Wakko: I'll eat that! YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it Chocolate chips; we want more of it Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it Down our throats real fast. Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it? Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it. Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin Phosphate, soybean, lecithin Deoxylite tri-silicon Dipped in chocolate, W+D : Bring it on! Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT Powdered milk, Dot : Sounds good to me! Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum Carbohydrates, W+D : Yummy yum! YW+D : Monosodium glutamate Zinc disodium algenate, Whole grain flour, yeast and fat Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that *YW+D: We like sweets a lot * So give us all you got * And we'll stuff 'em in our bodies * 'Til they make our insides rot. * - On the Animaniacs album, this verse is sung as follows: YW+D : We like sweets a lot But they make your insides rot So remember it's your body And the only one you've got.