Music by Jacques Offenbach (Orpheus Overture). Lyrics by Randy Rogel. 

	Wakko: (spoken) Hey! Let's get some ice cream!
	Dot  : How 'bout this one?  Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Butterscotch Delight.
	Yakko: Ingredients:
	       Zinc trisodium, aspartate,
	       Sorbitol and bisulfate,
	       Oxide beta carotene,
	       Lactic acid, carob bean.

	(music begins)

	Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified
	       Malto-dextrin alkalide
	       Silicon deoxylite
	       Lots of sugar,
	W+D  : Hey, all right!
	Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt
	       Artificial barley malt
	       Glycerine and aspartate
	       Folic acid,
	Wakko: That tastes great!
	YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
	       Dehydrated calceinate
	       Soybean oil, butter fat
	       Caramel center,
	Wakko: I'll eat that!

	YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it
	       Chocolate chips; we want more of it
	       Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it
	       Down our throats real fast.
	Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it?
	Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it.

	Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin
	       Phosphate, soybean, lecithin
	       Deoxylite tri-silicon
	       Dipped in chocolate,
	W+D  : Bring it on!
	Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT
	       Powdered milk,
	Dot  : Sounds good to me!
	Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum
	W+D  : Yummy yum!
	YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
	       Zinc disodium algenate,
	       Whole grain flour, yeast and fat
	Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that
	*YW+D: We like sweets a lot
	*      So give us all you got
	*      And we'll stuff 'em in our bodies
	*      'Til they make our insides rot.

	* - On the Animaniacs album, this verse is sung as follows:

	YW+D : We like sweets a lot
	       But they make your insides rot
	       So remember it's your body
	       And the only one you've got.